so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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