this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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