Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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