She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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