I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I need water and some morals
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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