Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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