what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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