oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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