somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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