I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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