White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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