Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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