How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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