Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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