Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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