Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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