I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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