I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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