Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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