Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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