Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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