No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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