I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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