She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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