is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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