How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize