Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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