She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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