She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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