best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
is that a dick in a sweater?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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