I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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