I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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