used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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