no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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