We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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