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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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