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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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(917): View more from New York City

you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.

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(904): View more from Florida

I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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(239): View more from Florida

I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(941): View more from Florida

I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special

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(520): View more from Arizona

I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?

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The priest.

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