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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(972): View more from Texas

I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.

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I want to be a cop.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

(714): View more from California

Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

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(641): View more from Iowa

Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.

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