Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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