Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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