So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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