Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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