I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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