if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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