so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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