I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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