He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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