Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
