I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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