It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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