I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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