I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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